Photographs Courtesy Aandersson Ceramics
I love my life and everything is perfect! I never see anything I want that I can’t afford and I have all the white ceramic objects a man could ever need. I’m so content!
Dear REAL Diary,
I hate my life and I want everything all the time and can only afford one expired can of tuna and a half-drunk Diet Mountain Dew in a dented can. Oh Diary, how I long to buy all the white ceramic things in the world, so that I one day when there is a terrifying earthquake in Los Angeles the dishes that I have hoarded over the years will topple on top of me and behead me instantly, so I will no longer have to live with the pain of wanting even more white pottery.
I recently came across this lovely stuff from Aandersson Ceramics, a company so confident they were making the best white pottery in the world that they added two unnecessary letters to their name. It’s all amazing and I want it all right now.
Notice anything about all the names? THEY ALL START WITH “O”! Which is yet more evidence that I need all of them.
PS: Check out more pieces from Aandersson Ceramics on their Internet Website!